
A one-man show · NoHo, New York
Asteroid B-612
Written and performed by Roman Freud
Directed by Eduard Tolokonnikov
- Nov 8–22, 2026
- Gene Frankel Theatre, 24 Bond St
- In English
- 85 min, no intermission
- 18+
Tickets from $49.87 · Refunds up to 7 days before the show
Departures
Flight B612 · Gene Frankel Theatre, 24 Bond Street, New York, NY 10012 · 7:00 PM, Nov 22 at 2:00 PM
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Tickets $49.87–$71.21 · Refunds up to 7 days before the performance
The show
A confession at 35,000 feet.
A night flight, five hours to landing. A writer terrified of flying wakes up with one decision: to fire his editor. As the cabin counts down the minutes to landing, he talks his way through money, women, critics, artificial intelligence and his own fear.
And he keeps going back to one summer when he was eight: an empty beach, a forbidden rock, and the homeless man behind it, with a red dog named Foxy, who listened to a boy’s stories about a tiny planet.
Funny, crude and sad, often in the same sentence.
“This show is about the inner worlds we all inhabit, and how, even in isolation, there’s a beauty and meaning to be found.”
Roman Freud

For adults only. The show contains strong language, explicit sexual references, alcoholism, and talk of death and plane crashes.
Nervous flyers: you will recognize a lot of this, and laugh about it.
Creative team

Roman Freud
Playwright & performer · Artistic Director
A New York–based actor, playwright and producer, and co-founder of Five Evenings Theater. A graduate of the Shchukin Theater Institute in Moscow, he has performed in more than 30 productions in New York over 17 years. His plays include Asteroid B-612, Aleksey Aleksandrovich, Singing Windmills and Beneath the Ice of the Vistula.

Eduard Tolokonnikov
Director · Co-founder
A director and producer working across Russian and American theatrical traditions. As co-founder of Five Evenings Theater, he has directed Five Evenings, Beneath the Ice of the Vistula and Asteroid B-612. His productions rely on precise ensemble acting, clear text and restrained staging.
